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Pistol Demotivational Poster

911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.

TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.66/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this

SHENANIGANS - Because pistol whippings are just that fun.


TAGS: motorcyle gun pistol peace
Rating: 2.47/5

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GySgt1811 - November 23, 2010, 10:19 pm
Yer right, Ice. 1873 Army, 2nd gen.
ICEMAN - November 19, 2010, 7:38 pm
Sorry dude, that's most definitely not a S&W. Looks to be a Colt Peacemaker.

BEING CUTE - Doesn't always work...

IT'S HARD TO TELL - whether or not these people are celebrating or rioting.

TAGS: riot muslim pistol gun violence islam celebration
Rating: 2.41/5

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Spangle - October 13, 2009, 5:18 pm
Iraq, that is it.
knowitall - August 5, 2009, 5:36 pm
those look like France's colors on the flag, maybe they're surrenduring?
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:15 am
spell check and basic grammar guidelines.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 12:14 am
Do you honestly believe Saddam never had WMDs? We know he did since he used them on Iran and his own people. The question is what did he do with them while the UN was fucking off and not holding him accountable for his crimes. Also, you might want to use
hermes - May 1, 2009, 4:11 pm
hey mark we will never know where the aleged weapons of mass distruction are. Im in iraq now and I dont see any. may be they're up bushes ass right next to your head.
Mark - April 1, 2009, 12:38 pm
What's the matter AK? Does the truth hurt? We'll never know exactly how much money BHO got from the middle East via the internet. So now you can go piss off.
Purity - April 1, 2009, 1:23 am
When I see something like this, I always have to wonder why in the US when a lot of us have guns, why we don't take them to our rallies? Teach them to try and put us down with tear gas and shit. Fucking government lapdogs should stand up for us citizens.
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 10:14 am
Piss off, Mark.
Mark - January 14, 2009, 10:08 am
It's Novemeber 4, 2008 and they're celebrating their victory in electing a Muslim Socialist to the Presidency of the United States.
Fatty - December 18, 2008, 4:15 pm
They are celebrating a good job on the riot they just had


TAGS: lol guns murder beratta gun pistol simple simplicity
Rating: 2.92/5

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Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 4:58 pm
A .45 Long colt? That is your carry? May I ask what that ammo is in?
TheReverend - July 10, 2009, 4:49 pm
45 LC. Personally my choice for carry. A bit heavy but it stops 'em cold.
jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 10:01 am
I will not rate this one. It is a gun poster, thus I feel it s/b 5/5. However, a Beretta 90's series? Really? That s/b a 1/5. Should have been a Sig, HK, or at the very least a Glock. 9mm aren't as deadly as a .44 or even a .357.

OVERCOMPENSATION - Both work, but sometimes bigger really is better.

EVOLUTION - Some catch on later

DOUBLE-BARRELLED PISTOL - When you REALLY want to cover your inadequacies.


TAGS: pistol rock paper scissors win
Rating: 3.43/5

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ipaprime - March 20, 2013, 7:42 am
not if you use dynomite
Rudedog - March 19, 2013, 11:12 pm
Paper wins with gun control legislature.


TAGS: youre so pretty oh so pretty sex pistols
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:44 am
Shhhhhhh... he's on his third Ashley Olsen doll.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 1:25 am
I hope Shmoe sees this and it haunts his dreams. May he never fap and post at the same time again
agdaniele - November 11, 2010, 1:23 am
eff'n beautiful... and not just because she put out. 5L

MIME GUNS - With these, we can finish off those silent bastards

TAGS: mime m 47 pistol gun
Rating: 3.96/5

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LogicDude - November 6, 2009, 11:11 am
Look! It's got a silencer on it!

GUN CONTROL - is getting a little bit out of hand ...

TAGS: gun pistol ghost in the shell
Rating: 2.85/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 5:51 pm

HUH? - Durka Durka Durka

TAGS: pistols
Rating: 2.12/5

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:@ - October 11, 2008, 9:40 pm

Sid Vicious -

TAGS: sid vicious sex pistols
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - December 22, 2013, 11:33 am
The Whole Thing Is Sad .
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 21, 2013, 10:14 pm
Am I the only one that thinks the sex pistols were the worst punk band ever? Joey Ramone should be getting the cred that Sid gets.
demon001 - December 21, 2013, 6:45 pm
John Simon Ritchie (10/5/57 – 2/2/79)R.I.P.
demon001 - December 21, 2013, 6:45 pm
John Simon Ritchie (10/5/57 – 2/2/79)R.I.P.

The Obrez Pistol -

TAGS: obrez mosin nagant pistol groovy baby
Rating: 5/5

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brewmaster411 - November 22, 2016, 11:43 pm
through someone threw at someone
MPsniper - November 22, 2016, 7:27 pm

russian roulette -

Race Related -

TAGS: starter pistol race related ismnews
Rating: 4.61/5

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Bandit5906 - July 29, 2015, 10:52 am
Ouch! Just ouch!
GaryO - July 29, 2015, 5:48 am
reallllly missed these
concern3 - July 29, 2015, 3:03 am
mizzdizz - July 29, 2015, 2:10 am
ROTFL! Wonderfully tastelessly hilarious! LUV it! 5 ROTFL lions